Shock & Awe or Shockingly Awful

This has been a great year for Hawaii golfers, including Michelle Wie … when she competes in the LPGA events.
But we don’t care if Michelle finishes in second, we want her to kiss and raise the trophy.
We want to see her cash that oversized cardboard check at Bank of Hawaii.

When can the State of Hawaii celebrate a win from the multi-million-dollar-golden-child-prodigy Michelle Wie?
When can we print that long awaited headline we created back in October 2005, Wie Won!!!